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Created on 2004-05-17 15:57:03 (#3178287), last updated 2009-03-18
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Basic Info| Name: | Dan Leeson |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 05-09 |
| Location: | Tucson, Arizona, United States |
BioWelly welly well...
(I don't think it's fair that I'm the one to write my own biography due to the elaborate embellishments that are sure to follow.)
I was born on a hot summer night in Baltimore Maryland. It was a C-Section, and I surprised the doctors by speaking three languages by the time they finished the procedure. Things accelerated from there, and by the age of eight I had written several disserations on for the human genome project. I didn't have time for proper schooling, with all the consulting work I was doing for NASA. By the age of thirteen I became jaded with science and moved on to creative arts. I was a ghost writer musician for most of the grunge bands of the mid-nineties, as well as the secret screen writer for movies many of the best picture films of the decade. (To reveal names would violate strict contractual agreements). My plans for world domination were foiled by when my archnemesis (his craftiness, The Pope) managed to infiltrate my layer and perform a midnight Lobotomy. Ever since then I've been forced to lead a more normal life, with only half of the brain I used to possess. My current affairs consist mostly of grasshoppers (the bugs) and hurricanes (the drink). Such is life.....
(I don't think it's fair that I'm the one to write my own biography due to the elaborate embellishments that are sure to follow.)
I was born on a hot summer night in Baltimore Maryland. It was a C-Section, and I surprised the doctors by speaking three languages by the time they finished the procedure. Things accelerated from there, and by the age of eight I had written several disserations on for the human genome project. I didn't have time for proper schooling, with all the consulting work I was doing for NASA. By the age of thirteen I became jaded with science and moved on to creative arts. I was a ghost writer musician for most of the grunge bands of the mid-nineties, as well as the secret screen writer for movies many of the best picture films of the decade. (To reveal names would violate strict contractual agreements). My plans for world domination were foiled by when my archnemesis (his craftiness, The Pope) managed to infiltrate my layer and perform a midnight Lobotomy. Ever since then I've been forced to lead a more normal life, with only half of the brain I used to possess. My current affairs consist mostly of grasshoppers (the bugs) and hurricanes (the drink). Such is life.....
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